Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

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Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.