You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
It's gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, "Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy."
So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!