I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
I'd hate to have a kid like me.
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!