Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.
Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well.
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.