People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

There's more to this world than just people, you know.

Repetition is the death of magic.

I wasn't having any luck getting accepted anyway and it forced me to re-examine what it was that I really wanted to do. In my experience in political cartooning, I was never one of those people who read the headlines and foams at the mouth with rabid opinion that I've just got to get down on paper.

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.