I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

I chose to tell the story visually, so that anyone of any age, from any country, could understand it.

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.