I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Although I'm certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I'm fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.