I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!

You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

I enjoy the drawing more than the writing, so I try to think of ideas that will allow me to develop the visual side of the strip as fully as possible.

I'm related to people I don't relate to.