I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy ... let's go exploring!

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.

I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.