Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?
Bill WattersonI thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Bill WattersonIt's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.
Bill WattersonLook! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
Bill WattersonWhy does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express himself, to bring form to thought, and to discover meaning in experience? Or is it just something to do when he's bored?
Bill WattersonCalvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.
Bill Watterson