I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet the deadline, they don't care when I work or how I work.

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.