I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

I'm a misunderstood genius.

Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Cincinnati days were pretty Kafkaesque.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.