Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming, you have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it's going to come in handy all the time.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.