Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.

I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.