Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

The score is still Q to 12!

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.