Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
There's more to this world than just people, you know.
It's only work if somebody makes you do it.