Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
I'm related to people I don't relate to.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.