Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.

MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?