Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.