Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

I very early caught on that the editor of Cincinnati Post had something specific in mind that he was looking for, and I tried to accommodate him in order to get published. I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn't please him, so he sent me packing.

Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.