Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook.

I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing.