I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?