Momโs not feeling well. So Iโm making her a get well card.โ โThatโs thoughtful of you.โ "See, on the front it says, โGet Well Soonโ โฆ and on the inside it says,โBecause my bed isnโt made, my clothes need to be put away and Iโm hungry. Love Calvin.โ Want to sign it?โ โSure, Iโm hungry too
Bill WattersonPeople think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Bill WattersonIf you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer. Now if a joke is in bad taste or it's not funny, okay, that's awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer's job is, and I don't think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
Bill Watterson