Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.