Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they'll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won't be the same as what I grew up with.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming, you have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it's going to come in handy all the time.