Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!

Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.