Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie's needs get served.

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.