It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

I'm a misunderstood genius.

I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.