Animation, by necessity, is a team sport, and the fewer people with input into my work, the better I like it.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.

I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet