If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.