A REAL job is a job you hate.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.