A REAL job is a job you hate.

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.

I wasn't having any luck getting accepted anyway and it forced me to re-examine what it was that I really wanted to do. In my experience in political cartooning, I was never one of those people who read the headlines and foams at the mouth with rabid opinion that I've just got to get down on paper.

Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You can’t really blame people for preferring more of what they already know and like. The trade-off, of course, is that predictability is boring. Repetition is the death of magic.