CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.