CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.