You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now "grieving" for "Calvin and Hobbes" would be wishing me dead.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.