You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost.

The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself.

I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.