I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
It seems the less I do and say, the better everyone likes my work!