I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?