I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find the inner motivation to search for new ideas on your own. With any luck at all, you’ll never need to take an idea and squeeze a punchline out of it, but as bright, creative people, you’ll be called upon to generate ideas and solutions all your lives. Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.