Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

I'm a misunderstood genius.

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.