Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.

Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.

I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.

I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Although I'm certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I'm fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?