Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.