Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.