Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.