Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.