Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.

I'm related to people I don't relate to.

If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer. Now if a joke is in bad taste or it's not funny, okay, that's awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer's job is, and I don't think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.