What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

I wasn't having any luck getting accepted anyway and it forced me to re-examine what it was that I really wanted to do. In my experience in political cartooning, I was never one of those people who read the headlines and foams at the mouth with rabid opinion that I've just got to get down on paper.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy ... let's go exploring!