You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?