I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.
Bill WattersonCalvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet
Bill WattersonI always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost.
Bill Watterson