It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you know it.

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes