We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist's connection with readers is likely to be superficial and fleeting, unless he taps into some fervent special interest niche. And that audience, almost by definition, will be tiny.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

I'm a misunderstood genius.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.