If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you know it.

Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.