If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

It's always better to leave the party early.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

There's more to this world than just people, you know.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.