I very early caught on that the editor of Cincinnati Post had something specific in mind that he was looking for, and I tried to accommodate him in order to get published. I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn't please him, so he sent me packing.

Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.