I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself.

My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Cincinnati days were pretty Kafkaesque.

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.