I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.