I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.