Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.