I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.