Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.