Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

I'd always enjoyed the comics more, and felt that as long as I was unemployed it would be a good chance to pursue that and see what response I could get from asyndicate, as I didn't have anything to lose at that point. So I drew up a comic strip - this was in 1980 - and sent it off and got rejected. I continued that for five years with different comic strip examples 'til finally Calvin and Hobbes came together. But it's been a long road.