Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you know it.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.