Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

What state do you live in? Denial.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.