People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Bill WattersonI wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
Bill WattersonGirls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
Bill WattersonIf you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer. Now if a joke is in bad taste or it's not funny, okay, that's awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer's job is, and I don't think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
Bill Watterson