Verbing weirds language.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
Specifically, Iโd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since itโs less wasteful.
Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.