Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?