Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.

Obviously the role of comics is changing very fast. On the one hand, comics are widely accepted and taken seriously. On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

I played in rock bands in college and then right out of college I moved over to Europe and lived in Ireland for about four years playing in indie rock bands. I love and miss being in a band, I still am in a band but pursuing that as a career I definitely missed it but I felt like that ship had sailed.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.