Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.

People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.