Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.

People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.