It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
The score is still Q to 12!
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!