Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.