Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

What state do you live in? Denial.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?