We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

A playful mind is inquisitive, and learning is fun. If you indulge your natural curiosity and retain a sense of fun in new experience, I think you'll find it functions as a sort of shock absorber for the bumpy road ahead.

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.