I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Cincinnati days were pretty Kafkaesque.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

I'm related to people I don't relate to.