I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

For me, it's been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity. I've been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.

To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.