Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck.

I enjoy the drawing more than the writing, so I try to think of ideas that will allow me to develop the visual side of the strip as fully as possible.

I'd hate to have a kid like me.