In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.