In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an "elite" class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!