The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Cincinnati days were pretty Kafkaesque.
HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.