Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?” “Sure, I’m hungry too