Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool." Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.